These are all absolutely true. Hilarious to someone on the outside, but deadly serious to someone on the inside. Thanks for sharing this bit of info about what it is like to survive in prison that most people don’t know about. It is all about control when you have so little. For anyone who is about to enter prison…here is your bible on how to act.
#1) SNITCH ON SOMEONE
Snitches get stitches…bitches!
If you tell, prison is hell.
#2) SIT IN THE WRONG SEAT
Convicts want to control as much as they can. In the chow hall everyone sits in the same seat every day. If you’re new, this could be a problem. Sit in the wrong seat and that could be reason enough to get your ass kicked.
(After decades of seat related issues, DOC finally implemented assigned seating. DOC is much safer because of it. Thank you DOC.)
#3) DON’T PAY YOUR DEBTS
Gambling is huge in prison. So are drug debts. If you wanna shoot heroin, snort meth, pop pills, and smoke a joint before you bet on professional sports, dominoes, cards, and dice, well then you better have a fat bank roll. Pay up or get beat down.
#4) LOOK AT SOMEONE’S VISITOR
Keep your eyes on your own. If you…
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